RENT TO OWN! $650/Month ALL BILLS PAID! + Free WiFi + Free Laundry - rvs - by owner - vehicle automotive sale -... (2024)

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RENT TO OWN! ALL BILLS PAID + Free WiFi + Free Laundry On Site
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$3800 Purchase Price
$600 Down Payment
$650 Per Month

Breakdown: $485 of monthly payment for space rental $165 towards principal 0% interest/23 months/no penalty for early pay-off

$150 pet deposit for 1 pet $200 for 2 pets
NO PITBULLS

$1250 total move in- you must have the entire amount to move in, no exceptions.

This house will be ready for move in July 1, 2024. The tenant just moved out, better pics after it’s cleaned, exterminated and empty.

By now most of you are pretty familiar with Crimson Crow RV Park and its many trials and tribulations over the past two years. For those of you who are not, we are a small (only 12 spaces) 6.5 acre RV park situated on the very edge of San Jacinto County and the gorgeous Sam Houston National Forest. Crimson Crow is centrally located between Coldspring, Willis and Conroe. Thus, Fishing at Double Lake Park (State Park), boating on Lake Conroe, hiking on the numerous forest trails at SH National Forest, shopping, food, and entertainment are just a short drive from here. It’s the best of both worlds, far enough out of town for serene country living, close enough to major commercial areas for anything that you might need.

Crimson Crow has FINALLY been restored to its former calm, clean, crime-free, good-neighbor, drama-free, awesome place to come home to. Once again, everyone can relax, sit by the fire, listen to the crickets, the birds, and the wind through the trees. You can be social, or not, it’s your call. Either way, Crimson Crow is a soothing and healing place to be.

No worries though, civilization isn’t too far away. The park is located in a quiet country setting, 11 miles outside of Willis, 15 miles outside of Conroe, and 18 miles outside of Coldspring. It’s approximately 38 minutes from your doorstep to I-45 (5210 FM 3081 Rd. Willis 77378) 42 minutes give or take to Spring/The Woodlands depending on traffic.

The trash has very recently been taken out, literally and figuratively. It’s a new start and a bright 🕶️ shiny future for the park and the awesome group of fun, like-minded, responsible folks, who look out for each other, work together, and take pride in where they live.

There are numerous improvements already in the works, and a few that are very happily ahead of schedule. You can participate in group projects, or if you’re an introvert, you can be a hermit like me. The choice is yours, we all honor and respect our neighbors’ plethora of personal paths here.

Projects include:

🥗🥦🍄🥕🌽 Community Garden

🐝🐝🐝 Bee Hives

🥚🍯🧼🕯️🪑Roadside Stand- to sell cool stuff: honey, fresh eggs, veggies, handmade soap, beeswax candles, bird houses, wind chimes handmade furniture, up cycle-projects, or whatever else we happen to come up with, we’re a creative bunch, and everybody can use some extra cash these days.

🐕🐶🐩🦮🐕‍🦺 Dog Park

🛝⛹️‍♂️⛹️‍♀️🏈⚽️ Playground

👙🏊‍♀️🤿🏊‍♂️🩳🩱 Above-Ground Pool With 🌞 sun deck.

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Seasonal park decorating and gatherings

⛺️🔥🪵🍗🍷🍔🌭🍻Weekend campfires and barbecues in the communal circle, situated in the middle of the park

And multitudinous others. New project ideas for park improvements are always welcome. This is after all, an on-going project/labor of love.

We are building an exceptional community here, Crimson Crow is a great place to call home! We’re all pretty laid back here, there’s not a whole lot of rules, just mainly common sense:

-respect your neighbors
-treat others the way way you wish to be treated
-be nice
-don’t steal
-pay your rent on time
-don’t overload the washers and dryers or wash gross stuff
-don’t litter and keep your space clean

-AND MOST IMPORTANTLY…..

😠👿😾Deragatory, drama-dredging,
🧑‍🍳🥘👩‍🍳 pot-stirring, negative Normans or Nancys, or meanies of any ilk, make, model, kind, shape, or form, regardless of moniker, will absolutely, positively, undoubtedly, for sure, really and truly, honestly, I’m not joking, NOT BE TOLERATED. If you don’t believe that, then, as Chef from the Muppets would say, “Ferk ernrernd ern fernd ert!”

We, all of us, EVERY ONE, in this park, just like the Crachits, have suffered a really rough year at the hands of some unsavory and odious, 🎩 Scrooge-type characters. The restoration of the peace in this park coupled with the onerous removal of the riffraff-ruffians has been a harrowing horror, and I’m not talkin’ bout the fun kind, like “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” it’s been more like “A Nightmare on Elm Street” in the “The Twilight Zone.”

So, 🙏 please 🙏 don’t be a scurrilous, squatter. Don’t be a busybody-razor-tongue-tittle-tattle-rumor-monger. Don’t be a derogatory degrader of your neighbor. Don’t engage in backstabbing, backbiting, or general nastiness, etc. etc. etc. If you decide to test it out and act a fool, you will promptly find yourself in need of alternative accommodation. Shady shenanigans will not be suffered gladly or longly.

I’m woefully weary of ugly evictions and being loudly labeled as a, “crazy, psychotic, scammer, 🤬, who’s off my meds,” because I had the actual audacity to ask where someone’s rent might possibly be on the 21st of the month. Crazy, cooky 🤪 😜 insane, insanity, I know, right? The nerve of a landlady actually expecting you to pay rent, and on time no less!! Geeze! The nerve of some people!😂

So, to put it plainly, if you’re a high-maintenance drama demon, please don’t apply here. Because, If one of my employees cannot solve your issues down in the park, and they migrate into the house up top, that would be MY HOUSE, actually it’s Mighty Mouse’s house, but that’s not relevant, you will not like his or my solution to the problem. At. All.

Let’s just put it this way, my park manager is much more patient than I am these days when it comes to churlish, untenable, tenants; I’m more inclined to draw up yer walkin’ papers and tip my hat at yer departure pawdner’.

One more thing you should know:

We all love Bob around here, he’s a really cool guy, he’s always welcome here, but we intensely dislike Christina and all of her other cranky friends who zoom around and trash the park. If Christina, or her friends and relatives, are your party buddies, please don’t apply here. If you don’t have a clue who Christina is, you’re good 👍 to go.

If you think you’d be a good fit for the park and can hang with the gang, please contact me at the number below:

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➡️(936)232-6010⬅️
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Please send:

🪪 pic of your ID

🧾Proof of income (at least 3 pay stubs or direct deposits)

⛓️explaination of any convictions

If you contact me anywhere else, but (936) 232-6010, or don’t send me the info I requested, I will not consider you. I suppose as a teacher earlier in my life, I still tend to find children that cannot follow directions tiresome.

Regards, Dana Abernathy

Crimson Crow RV Park

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